Question:
does anyone know all the words to the bon qui qui monologue?
anonymous
2009-02-02 18:41:13 UTC
i really wanna know the bon qui qui monologue ! thanks !
Three answers:
Jessica
2009-02-03 11:02:34 UTC
it's been answered on here before, but I copied it for you and added what they forgot...



Bon Qui Qui: Girl, Marcus was suppost to meet me yesterday and he didn't even show up. Girl, I will CUT him. Girl ,yes I will. Remember what happen last time, right, he had said that he didn't hookup with Tracy and I found out he did, girl I CUT him. Girl,yes I did, girl! Yes I did..



Customer 1 -Excuse me...



Bon Qui Qui -Uh do you see me in the middle of a conversation, don't interrupt RUDE. Girl, I'ma have to call you back...Welcome to King Burger, where we can do it your way, but DON'T get crazy.



Customer 1- Alright, can I get a number six with a cookies and cream milkshake.



Bon Qui Qui- You sure you just don't want a coke?



Customer 1- Pardon?



Bon Qui Qui- Then I get the ice cream out, put some cookies all up in it, I don't even know how to use that blender, they got me pressin all these crazy buttons, no you can have a coke. Let me get a number six with a large coke, next.



Customer 2- Hi, um I'll have a number 3 with no cheese, no tomatoes, no lettuce.



Bon Qui Qui- Dang anything else? I got a complicated order. Let me have a number 3 with no cheese, not tomatoes-



Customer 2- Wait, wait, I'm sorry.



Bon Qui Qui- Excuse me sir, don't you see me putting in my order, don't interrupt, RUDE! And no lettuce. Das it. What?



Customer 2- I changed my mind about the cheese.



Bon Qui Qui- Oh now you want some cheese?



Customer 2- Yes.



Bon Qui Qui- Now you want some cheese. You see me putting in the order why u didn't say nuting in the first place?



Customer 2- I trred to but...



Bon Qui Qui- aha no sir, do not get loud with me, do not get loud with me. Oh no. SUCRITY



Customer 2: I'm not getting loud.



Bon Qui Qui: SUCRITY. This dude needs to go, needs to go. thank you.



Mr. Williams: Bon Qui Qui!



Bon Qui Qui- Oh hey Mister Williams how are you today sir?



Mr. Williams: I've had better days, Bon Qui Qui. This is the fifth time you've called security. Now, how many times do I have to tell you, you can't call security just cause someone has a complicated order.



Bon Qui Qui: is that what you have said?



Mr. Williams: Yes, that's what I had said.



Bon Qui Qui- Ohhh. Ohkay, you right Mister Williams. My bad, Im Sorry. Next Please.



Customer 3: Can I get a number five with a boneless, skinless chicken that is slightly seasoned?



Bon Qui Qui- Ahaha NO. Security SECURITY! this need to go. Need ta go!.



Mr. Williams: Bon Qui Qui, what?



Bon Qui Qui- Sir she was tryna fight me Sir.



Customer 3- No I wasn't.



Bon Qui Qui- Girl i will cut you!.



Mister Williams- I'm sorry she's with our "Out of the Hood" program. Ma'am!



Bon Qui Qui- Ohh. Shh.. hey Dwan.



Dwan- hey whats goin on Bon Qui Qui.



Bon Qui Qui- I didn kno you come here..



Dwan- Ye man i aint on kno house aresst no more.



Bon Qui Qui- Ohkayy Ohkayy. So whatchu wanna order boo?.



Dwan- Ay letme get a number 3, and instead of Fries, letme have sum Onion Rings.



Bon Qui Qui- Ohkay thats all you want? I know what i want.



Dwan- Uh what..



Bon Qui Qui- Ooo.



Dwan- Ahah.



Bon Qui Qui- Letme put in your order.



Dwan- Ohkay den.



RAP:



*Beat-Boxing in between*

On tha mic is a Queen now listen to me sing, he wants a number 3 supersized Onion ring.

He can come out the house with no ankle brace at on, but it got 2 strikes so don't get his order wrong.

I know I'm lookin cute, there's nothin you can say.. But if you get wit me we can do it your way, heeyyy!!



Customer 1: I need some ketchup. Excuse me, I need ketchup!



Customer 2: Hey, I never got a sandwhich.



Mr. Williams: Bon Qui Qui!



Bon Qui Qui: Don't interrupt, rude! Security!
anonymous
2017-01-03 12:17:04 UTC
Bon Qui Qui Complicated Order
anonymous
2016-10-07 02:21:40 UTC
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